“20 Christian Pick-Up Lines For Shy Brothers”
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Because we are in the season of Love, I just had to share these pickup lines again to bless the brothers who are too shy to make a move on that aunty at Church. I hope these will give you the courage to start a conversation, and hopefully win you a date for Valentine's day.

But before you memorize these sweet lines and make your sneaky move tomorrow, here is a big tip you might need to boast morale;

a) You see these beautiful aunties at church with their gorgeous heels, pretty makeup and nice dresses? Don't let it intimidate you, behind that beautiful wall of many colours is a soft little girl waiting to be pampered. If you've been contemplating a move and you're probably held back by her package uncle take this from me, all you need to do is break beyond that wall of "hello, hi", you'll find that she's not so tough as you feared. June Bridals mermaid trumpet wedding wears sexy styles

b) Your courage will score you points, so make sure you stay confident in your approach and woo her like it is not your first time, even if it is, show professionalism, women are tripped by a man's confidence and courage, don't go there and be doing hmmmm hmmmm hmmm as if something is smelling, or wooow wooow wooow like an ambulance, be confident ? ?

c) Please go straight to the point, she doesn't want to know how Jonah swallowed the big fish, some of you uncles will go there and start talking plenty sermons and quoting scriptures as if you're the assistant pastor, this is not time for evangelism, hit the head on the nail, I'm sorry, I mean hit the nail on the head ? , don't go there and bore the poor girl out.

d) Do not give up easily if she's not cooperating, but also know when to back out if she's too busy, in a hurry to leave or she's not interested. Advice yourself by using the line 'maybe we'll talk some other time Mary, have a good weekend." We live to fight another day ? ?

Okay, I guess this will give you a great way to get things started, and oh please, asking a lady out on a date is not a MARRIAGE PROPOSAL, don't take things too serious and be expecting affections, it is just a date, I repété, just a date;
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1.. “So last night I was reading the book of numbers, then I realized, I don’t have yours!”
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2.. “I wish you knew that you have been floating my ark for some time now, can i know your name?”
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3.. “is it hot in here? Or is it the Holy Ghost burning inside of you?”
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4.. “ I don’t mean to sound prophetic, but I can see myself buying you pizza next weekend”
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5.. “Your hair is as beautiful as a flock of lambs’ descending from Gilead”
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6.. I am an Ephesians 5 kind of guy, and I really want to meet your proverbs 31 kind of woman”
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7.. “excuse me, is your name Faith? Cos you’re the substance of things I’ve been hoping for”
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8.. “what is your name and number so I can add you to my prayer list?”
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9.. You are as gorgeous as Eve, and I believe one of my ribs belongs to you”
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10.. “I wish I was Joseph…. perhaps you could help me interpret the dreams I’ve been having about you”
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11. “I wish this was the time of Noah, I really would love to walk into the ark with you as a pair”
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12.. “now I know why Solomon had 700 wives….because he never met you”
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13.. “Just want you to know that for you I would slay two Goliaths and run away”
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14. (If she is in the choir) “wow, I love your choir ministration today, please can you send me that song on WhatsApp, would love to learn it.”
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15. “I know this might sound awkward, but every time I walk towards you I feel like I'm being led to Bethlehem”
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16.. “Each time I look at you I see the transfiguration cos you are always glowing”
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17.. “i didn’t know angels like you flew this low where Shepards like me can find you ”
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18.. “Every time I am around you I practice speaking in tongues, cos I always run out of things to say”
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19.. "I am not trying to say I'm a good Shepherd but I’ve left 99 sheep to come and find you.”

20.. Please I don't know again, you can add your own, it is not everything somebody will tell you. ? ? ?

I'm sure you have no excuse to start a conversation now, remember to send me your tithes ? ? ? ? ? ?

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